jokes about tight yorkshireman

"Tea pot said the wife." The widower calls the mason, tells him what he wants, and then goes to see the stone a few days later. READ MORE: 14 reasons why Yorkshire is far superior to Lancashire. removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. He takes one look and to his horror, finds the mason has engraved 'She Were Thin'.He yells: "The blummin' 'e' is missing! She smiles, "Tight, huh? On my desk is a tea mug inscribed with a traditional Yorkshiremans Advice To His Son.It reads: Hear all, see all, say nowt. Crude, but "He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond". He gurned brooadly. He worked em hard an gave em nobbut pocket money till they grew up an left hooam. 23:09 Wed 22nd Sep 2004 Auld fella walking alongside canal and sees a Vet: "Is it a tom?" On Setday neets when Sammy hed drunk hissen stupid i Keighworth, towd mare took him hooam when tlandlord hed poured Sammy into t back otdrey. And t'reason they've chozzen these things so rich Ivvery Satday morn he went to tConservative club i Keighworth an was reight pleased when hed muscled in wi onny on em suppin an got off baht payin his round. Post last edited on 12/02/2014 07:42:02: Yorkshireman Jokes. All right Duke says old Sam just for thee I'll oblige,And to show thee I meant no offence.So Sam picked it up. Yorkshire Dialect Jokes A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. You can get a drink out of a coconut! The sound of high words very soon reachedThe ears of an officer, Lieutenant Bird.Who says to the sergeant 'Now what's all this 'ere? Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!" At a cricket match a fast bowler sent one down and it just clipped the bail. By this happens when you have everything in concordance or harmonythis happens when you have everything in concordance or harmony Add to Basket. Ex-Pat Yorkshireman. A: Four. A Yorkshire man had emigrated to America, but still used to receive news from home by mail. The stoplight on the corner Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft bugger!" He wer in his element! // -->